Postmortem: William A. Wheeler

The 19th Vice President of the United States. And though, like every man who has held his post before and since, he had sincere aspirations to finish on top, for this campaign it was not in the cards. But I don’t believe he will be judged a failure. He finished first overall and led the league in points before taking home third place in the playoffs. In the end his story will find him where most second-in-commands come to rest: noteworthy but far from historic.

Editor’s Note: For those who missed previous installments of the Postmortem Series, please use this link to see how my other teams fared in 2013.

Team Name: William A. Wheeler

Record: 8-5 (1 of 12)

Points: 1,839.66 (1 of 12)

Playoff Results: First round bye; semifinal loss, 176.62-139.54; third place game victory, 105.32-90.78

History: Second season

Championships: None

(Other) Top 3 Finishes: None

Previous Year Results: Ninth (2012)

Standings: 

Rank

Team

W-L-T

Pts For

Pts Agnst

Streak

Waiver Bdgt

Waiver

Moves

*1 Yo Gatorade me Bitch 7-6-0 1636.72 1613.94 L-1 $185 10 13
*2 Day Drunk Delight 7-6-0 1614.66 1644.18 L-1 $500 9 11
*3 William A. Wheeler 8-5-0 1839.66 1550.44 W-3 $11 12 25
*4 The Reprobates 7-5-1 1682.46 1707.22 T-1 $259 11 26
*5 Vick’s Grooming Co. 7-6-0 1549.94 1583.12 L-2 $300 8 22
*6 The Cecilaholics 6-6-1 1527.42 1651.46 T-1 $0 7 39
7 The Sullied 6-7-0 1718.32 1607.78 W-2 $995 5 15
8 Them Damn Gypsies 6-7-0 1685.68 1589.86 W-1 $558 3 14
9 Rusty’s Runners 5-8-0 1528.70 1678.06 L-2 $0 1 25
10 Phở Kit 6-7-0 1738.50 1689.44 L-1 $555 6 15
11 ROMOLICIOUS 6-7-0 1571.16 1697.68 W-1 $2 2 20
12 Big Olé TD’s 6-7-0 1714.78 1794.82 W-1 $0 4 32
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